#PJ Patra

Oh wow! :-P

Time for September has come!

#1

Master: Now that you have earned enough money working under me i suggest you to start your own business

Suppandi: Yes Master!I have been thinking of it lately.

Master: Oh!Is it?! What kind of business did u plan?

Suppandi:I am planning to start a saloon in PUNJAB!!!!!

#2

Suppandi’s master was a small time business man. He had told Suppandi to always try to earn a profit.

Master: Suppandi, I am expecting a washing machine from London Stores. Go and give this Rs.50 note to the shopkeeper and get the machine.

On the way back from the store, a man met Suppandi.

Man: How much did you buy that machine for?

Suppandi: Rs.50

Man: I will give you Rs.90 for it.

Suppandi thought that he was making a profit and sold it and reached home.

Master: Where is the machine?

Suppandi: I sold it off on the way for Rs.90, a clear profit of Rs.40.

Master: You fool, that machine was worth Rs.9000. I was paying for it in installments.

Master: Your Fired!!!

#3

Suppandi’s master was going out.

Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.

Suppandi: Yes master, but..

Master: But What?

Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??