Half it is.

Typical chandler :)

Funny

#PJ Patra

Oh wow! :-P

Time for September has come!

#1

Master: Now that you have earned enough money working under me i suggest you to start your own business

Suppandi: Yes Master!I have been thinking of it lately.

Master: Oh!Is it?! What kind of business did u plan?

Suppandi:I am planning to start a saloon in PUNJAB!!!!!

#2

Suppandi’s master was a small time business man. He had told Suppandi to always try to earn a profit.

Master: Suppandi, I am expecting a washing machine from London Stores. Go and give this Rs.50 note to the shopkeeper and get the machine.

On the way back from the store, a man met Suppandi.

Man: How much did you buy that machine for?

Suppandi: Rs.50

Man: I will give you Rs.90 for it.

Suppandi thought that he was making a profit and sold it and reached home.

Master: Where is the machine?

Suppandi: I sold it off on the way for Rs.90, a clear profit of Rs.40.

Master: You fool, that machine was worth Rs.9000. I was paying for it in installments.

Master: Your Fired!!!

#3

Suppandi’s master was going out.

Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.

Suppandi: Yes master, but..

Master: But What?

Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??

August series

#1 

History Teacher: What is importance of the year 1869? 

Suppandi: Mahatma Gandhi, the father of our nation was born in that year. 

Teacher: Excellent, but tell me what is the importance of the year 1872? 

Suppandi: In that year Mahatma Gandhi turned 3 years old.

#2

Suppandi had gone to the doctor with his problem of overweight.

Doctor: You will lose weight, if you follow this diet strictly.

Suppandi (Reading the Prescription): One cup of tea without any milk or sugar in the morning.

One dry chapati, one cup curd and a carrot in the afternoon and in the evening....

Suppandi: Do I take this diet before or after meals?

#3

Suppandi: Master did u see the news? It's raining in Mumbai.

Master: So? 

Suppandi: Our TV will get wet so i covered it with raincoat!!

#4

One day at lunch-

Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts. That evening-

Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea. A little later-

Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?

Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.

#5

Suppandi in IT field-

Master: My wife wants to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the signs of skin ageing. What should she do?

Suppandi: Simple...Try Adobe Photoshop. It really works!!!