#1
History Teacher: What is importance of the year 1869?
Suppandi: Mahatma Gandhi, the father of our nation was born in that year.
Teacher: Excellent, but tell me what is the importance of the year 1872?
Suppandi: In that year Mahatma Gandhi turned 3 years old.
#2
Suppandi had gone to the doctor with his problem of overweight.
Doctor: You will lose weight, if you follow this diet strictly.
Suppandi (Reading the Prescription): One cup of tea without any milk or sugar in the morning.
One dry chapati, one cup curd and a carrot in the afternoon and in the evening....
Suppandi: Do I take this diet before or after meals?
#3
Suppandi: Master did u see the news? It's raining in Mumbai.
Master: So?
Suppandi: Our TV will get wet so i covered it with raincoat!!
#4
One day at lunch-
Master: Suppandi, why have you cooked only one dish, you must always do a little extra than what I tell you to do, more never hurts. That evening-
Master: Suppandi, get me a cup of tea. A little later-
Master: What is this? Why have you got me 4 cups of tea?
Suppandi: You only said, a little extra never hurts.
#5
Suppandi in IT field-
Master: My wife wants to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the signs of skin ageing. What should she do?
Suppandi: Simple...Try Adobe Photoshop. It really works!!!
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